Thursday, December 25, 2008

HAARRRRRR!!!

So I've noticed today that the plague that is the "Big Girl Little Pack" type bitch roams free here in Australia. Not sure if anyone else I know has run into these. Commonly found at ghetto malls or something, you'll have some large or "obese" girl/woman/whatever wearing some little backpack.. like the size of a sheet of paper. And for some reason, these are the bitchiest girls I've ever come across and seem like they are mad at the world.

Now,

..

First of all, you don't need to wear a fuckin little backpack. Like I NEED something to reference your size with.

2nd, who do you think you are fooling?

Cheezus christ man.

Ok.. ok ok.. ... . .. ok . . . that's bad. I take it back, there's mean people everywhere. It's XMAS today here in OZ, good times. Lots of drinks.

Australian peepol like to drink.




Merry Christmas.

Here's a picture of a whale:

2 Comments:

At December 30, 2008 at 2:12 AM, Blogger Andy K. said...

Isn't it like...boxing day or something down there?

Dude your post cracked me up. I mean, if you're going to wear a backpack...go through all the trouble of getting one - why not get one you can PUT SHIT IN? If you're a ... "woman of size", why not get a big military style pack? You can haul all sorts of stuff in there. Chow, letters to entertainment magazines, you know... important stuff.

 
At January 4, 2009 at 2:35 AM, Blogger bean said...

Totally man. LOL. Boxing day is the day after Xmas, which apparently is the day all the deals come. Kinda like Black Friday, but without all the psycho people lining up from after Thanksgiving dinner the night before.

People actually go when the mall opens.

 

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