HAARRRRRR!!!

So I've noticed today that the plague that is the "Big Girl Little Pack" type bitch roams free here in Australia. Not sure if anyone else I know has run into these. Commonly found at ghetto malls or something, you'll have some large or "obese" girl/woman/whatever wearing some little backpack.. like the size of a sheet of paper. And for some reason, these are the bitchiest girls I've ever come across and seem like they are mad at the world.

Now,

..

First of all, you don't need to wear a fuckin little backpack. Like I NEED something to reference your size with.

2nd, who do you think you are fooling?

Cheezus christ man.

Ok.. ok ok.. ... . .. ok . . . that's bad. I take it back, there's mean people everywhere. It's XMAS today here in OZ, good times. Lots of drinks.

Australian peepol like to drink.




Merry Christmas.

Here's a picture of a whale:

WTF moment #168

Another item to note, is when you first use a toilet in Australia. Not the same flusher as in the US... you are faced with two buttons as such.

The half circle is for flushing normal things... the full circle is for after eating McDonalds Breakfast. When it doubt.. push both. :o

WTF moment #167

Alright, now I knew going into it that Australian has shit Mexican food. Fine. I'll deal. But sunnuva.. just a simple craving for a Sausage Egg McMuffin here is fucked.

It's not sausage man. It tastes like a hamburger meat thing that made it in there.... no good spicy/salty sausage in there like in the US. I tried it twice at two different locations to confirm.

As minute as it might sound, THIS.. is a major bummer and definitely on my con's list for OZ.

Gotta find something else to clog my arteries with now in the mornings..

Australia. The Movie.

So tonight I decided to join some family to see the movie Australia. In Australia. hehehe.. How weird is that. Only reason I watched it is because a cousin of mine worked on it for a couple years as well and we had to sit and wait for his name to come up on the credits.....

Yea.

So.

Well.. 2 hours into it.. I can just see flashes of me watching Pearl Harbor or Titanic... or whatever other fuckin ridiculous stretched out movie where all you keep saying to yourself is "Bring on the fuckin water.. or bring on the fuckin bombs." I don't need to see Wolverine taking his shirt off left and right prancing around the outback.

So anyway, I decided I would post a picturebook for those who don't plan to watch it.

***Caution: SPOILERS AHEAD.***

So it all starts with Kidman and Jackman who apparently run some cow business. I can't put that in other more exciting way for you. It is what it is.


Then blah blah blah.. insert Japanese planes who fuck shit up for fellow Australians and Aboriginals.

BTW. We had to wait almost 2 and a half hours for this. **cough** Pearl Harbor **cough**

Then in the final sad moments of minute 155..


Aaannndd... that about wraps it up!

Interesting movie. My recommendation? Don't spend the $10-12 bucks on it, nor rent it. Just enjoy the hard work and money that went into the production of the movie and my picturebook.. and leave it at that.

Cheers.