Training Day | July 11th
"I didn't know you liked to get wet?!"
So here's a story about from a couple weeks back... I woke up early to try to get an iPhone around 8:30am... the place opened at 9am... so 8 somethin i got up... fed the cat... and tried to let it outside.
Now.. my job.. here at my relatives house.. is to housesit.. to take care of this cat and the house... so normally after the cat eats it runs out... but this morning she didn't want to go outside for some reason... but I couldn't leave it in the house or it would claw shit up which my aunt said not to do...
So I start chasing this fucker... while she bolts to the living room... under chairs... tables... bolts to the bedrooms... under the bed I'M sleeping in... try to grab her... cant reach her..
Finally I realized I was wasting time... had to go.. didn't have time for this shit... pulled my sleeves up on the hoodie and grabbed that fucker ready for the claws and biting
Sure enough... it clawed and bit... and yelled... I said fuck it.. just take it out..... but once i started lifting it started FUCKIN PEEING.
Pee'd all over the fuckin bed... floors... hallway... dining room.. all the way until I threw her out
How's THAT for a fuckin story. Picture of the culprit below.
Now.. my job.. here at my relatives house.. is to housesit.. to take care of this cat and the house... so normally after the cat eats it runs out... but this morning she didn't want to go outside for some reason... but I couldn't leave it in the house or it would claw shit up which my aunt said not to do...
So I start chasing this fucker... while she bolts to the living room... under chairs... tables... bolts to the bedrooms... under the bed I'M sleeping in... try to grab her... cant reach her..
Finally I realized I was wasting time... had to go.. didn't have time for this shit... pulled my sleeves up on the hoodie and grabbed that fucker ready for the claws and biting
Sure enough... it clawed and bit... and yelled... I said fuck it.. just take it out..... but once i started lifting it started FUCKIN PEEING.
Pee'd all over the fuckin bed... floors... hallway... dining room.. all the way until I threw her out
How's THAT for a fuckin story. Picture of the culprit below.
posted by bean @ 12:31 AM
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3 Comments:
photographic evidence that you're cheating on the Chocopaws!! :o
now THAT is an interesting visual...gives meaning to G. Clinton...why must I, be like that, why must I chase the cat, since it's gonna me on me..bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay.
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